thela2tfrontiidrprofessor:

mass-destruction:

queen-of-hearts92:

syo-kurusu:

bromancer:

herpthederpboywonder:

petitmaple:

singlepixelsmiles:

my name is maryland and i like to be humid as fuck year round

my name is virginia and i like to make it warm during school time and rain and freeze on the weekends but never snow

hi my name is new york and i’m a slutty 40-something degrees even though i won’t put out my snow (like i know you want)

hi my name is california and i’ll freeze your nuts off in the morning and make you sweat buckets in the afternoon

hi my name is new york city and i’ll be fucking bipolar all year round.  i’ll be 60 degrees in january and 50 degrees in august.  i’ll bring blizzards once every few years, and the rest of the time i’ll freeze your nuts off or just be fucking humid.  expect the summer heatwaves too!

hi my name is Illinois and I can never remember what season it is. Also I will rain on everything you love. 

Hi my name is louisiana and i’m bi polar. Sobbu y u make me sad *le rain*. WAIT NO FUCK YOU *LE HOT*. Oh god, I’m sorry i’ll just take a chill pill *le cold*

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*le hurricane*

hi my name is Michigan. You fat whores don’t know real cold.

Hi my name is Calgary, I’m going to change my temperature every few weeks in winter. 10 degrees one day and -40 the next. Have fun trying to get accustomed to the climate~